Dating: DON’T DO IT

This is so fun. You’re going to love this.

LT slept with another girl after his visit in June! Isn’t that funny!!! lol

Thank you for stabbing me in the back/heart you asshole. Also he lied to my face about it ABOUT FIFTY TIMES. We weren’t even together then, so fine he’s disgusting boy who will have sex with any 17 year old he can, but at least he didn’t cheat on me (SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD!??!). He wouldn’t be in so much trouble for that, but when I say he lied about it, oh girl he LIIIIED.

He lied to my friends, he lied to me, he lied in a CHURCH. He should have gotten hit by lightning. Instead of having sex he told me he was reading Calvin and Hobbes cartoons…

He will lie in a box, He will like with a fox. He will lie in a house, he will lie with a mouse. He will lie…HEY HE SUCKS.

Oh this is rich. Ohhh this is even better than my green eggs and ham rhyme: HEAD OVER FEET JUST CAME ON ITUNES. Thanks for that.

Guess what else? This is fun too. He’s in Iraq right now! Mmhmm, he just left on Wednesday. So, now I can only talk to him for about 15 minutes one time a day online! What a good time to share your lies! [Immediately after sharing his lies, he said he thinks he’s falling in love with me. My response? “Fuck you.”] I asked him last week if he had anything else to come clean about. Nope! It’s better to wait until I won’t be able to see him for over a month or talk to him for more than 15 minutes to spill the beans. Yep! Actually he probably did that on purpose so that my wrath could only be confined to the medium of instant messenger for those 15 minutes. SMART THINKING.

Oh wait, if he was capable of smart thinking this wouldn’t have happened in the first place.

I’m NOT speaking to him. He can enjoy his sandy sweaty hell alone.

PS: Please refer to the post title for my absolute favorite line of the conversation.