Dating: DON’T DO IT

Email me. Do it, I dare you.

datingdontdoit@gmail.com

I am open to:

• Posting your own tragic dating stories
• Criticism
• Requests for advice
• Free gifts
• Blind dates
• Being a shoulder to cry on/a hand to slap some sense into you.
• most of whatever else you can come up with

I am not open to:

• cruelty
• harassment