May
My life, though usually immersed in general confusion, is usually pretty well defined. My hope is that defining some of my terms here will make deciphering my madness a little easier, as I am easily caught up in it and don’t realize when I’m being confusing.
♥ bff - Best Friend Forever.
♥ emohomo - A guy so emo he’s almost gay. Example: The Square Peg, or whoever Katy Perry wrote the song Ur So Gay about.
♥ girlspasm - My general fem reaction to seeing a really cute boy/pair of shoes/generally enjoyable thing/sparkly thing/small furry animal, which results in squealing, clapping, flailing, giggling or any variation of these reactions.
♥ PMCS - Relationship Preventative Maintenance, derived from Preventative Maintenance Checks and Services which is one of the best things to come out of the army besides LT. An inconspicuous dare I say almost manly way to prefer the discussion of ones feelings. I’m a big advocate of talking about feelings.
♥ The List - The List of Stereotypicial Man-Types to Date:
- Cop/man in uniform
- Football player
- Man with motorcycle
- Older man
♥ TFM - Tall Fine Man
♥ Underlined Names - The introduction of a new man-character
♥ drive the bus - To “drive the bus” is to be in charge of life. As a single woman go-getter, I am always driving the bus and running the show. I have an inner struggle between not wanting to drive because it’s exhausting, and not wanting someone else to drive because they screw things up. I like to sit in the back and look out the window sometimes so my good friends/man must be properly licensed.