28
May

My life, though usually immersed in general confusion, is usually pretty well defined. My hope is that defining some of my terms here will make deciphering my madness a little easier, as I am easily caught up in it and don’t realize when I’m being confusing.

bff - Best Friend Forever.

emohomo - A guy so emo he’s almost gay. Example: The Square Peg, or whoever Katy Perry wrote the song Ur So Gay about.

girlspasm - My general fem reaction to seeing a really cute boy/pair of shoes/generally enjoyable thing/sparkly thing/small furry animal, which results in squealing, clapping, flailing, giggling or any variation of these reactions.

PMCS - Relationship Preventative Maintenance, derived from Preventative Maintenance Checks and Services which is one of the best things to come out of the army besides LT.  An inconspicuous dare I say almost manly way to prefer the discussion of ones feelings.  I’m a big advocate of talking about feelings.

The List - The List of Stereotypicial Man-Types to Date:

  • Cop/man in uniform
  • Football player
  • Man with motorcycle
  • Older man

TFM - Tall Fine Man

Underlined Names - The introduction of a new man-character

drive the bus - To “drive the bus” is to be in charge of life. As a single woman go-getter, I am always driving the bus and running the show. I have an inner struggle between not wanting to drive because it’s exhausting, and not wanting someone else to drive because they screw things up. I like to sit in the back and look out the window sometimes so my good friends/man must be properly licensed.